For starters, he never interrupts me while I'm talking and always listens. In fact, he doesn't say much at all. He doesn't like other girl's instagram posts!! Ladies, we love a man with no social media (or name, or birth certificate, or any record of him actually being a real person) He's consistent. I mean, I see him every single day (well, night technically). I always know where to find him. He haunts me in my sleep all night, so I know he doesn't have the time to see other